If there is anything I think I did well in my life, it was deciding to do what I do. I love my job…but it is days like this that drive me crazy.
I am so tired and every minute I’m working seems like another 10 hours spent watching fox news. I am wayyyy behind schedule with my work and simply don’t know where to start.
I have clients who demand more of my time. Of course they aren’t paying. but some fool told me that I have to smile at all my clients especially when they are making unneccessary noise.
I am seriously thinking of taking some vitamin pills to ward of my anxiety. Not prenatal vitamins mind you. Just anything to make me stop looking so hagard and wasted.
In the meantime, all I have is another cup of coffee that somehow seems to be the only thing I can get my hands on.
We all want to be thought of as being funny. It probably has to do with the fact that we think that people who are funny are naturally bright. Or is it that we just want to laugh at other people and pay them for calling them stupid?
whichever it is, I just can’t get over the fact that Oscars are not funny. Honestly, it is hard to laugh when the jokes are stale. When the same jokes are delivered by people who pretend to be funny, you know you have a bomb.
In my continued rant on the Oscars after being forced to watch it and get stuck in traffic, I couldn’t help but wonder when people became so boring when delivering jokes.
I don’t consider Steve Carell as funny. He just got lucky with one movie and the rest has just been a major yawn. I had to write that without my wife seeing it. However, if one cannot figure out a joke to use from the movie Avatar, then they need help. It is not like they were creating a joke about conjugated linoleic acid. For christsake, if you can’t make a joke from a group of people with long years, blue colour and long hands, then you should not be on TV.
These Oscars really spoilt my weekend and I hope next year, they get banned from TV. I will encourage them to kiss on national TV and I will help to complain about it.