I love you Tiger but…….
It was just a car accident…or so you say.
Just tell the cops that you guys were having a spat. Trust me, we all have had our wives chasing us with one form of weapon or another.
I can assure you Mr. Golf Phenomenon that it is ok to fight with a spoilt rich wife. My wife is broke and I still fight with her. Especially the last time she asked me to give here life insurance quotes.
You can imagine what I was thinking about..
Hiding from the cops will only make us ask questions such as, exactly where were you going at 2 am?
Since the cops are saying it was not alcohol related, does that mean that you were not high?….really?
Anyway good luck. But trust me, its ok to fight with your wife.